Dec 15, 2017


Give me a camera and I'm the worst photographer in the world. Give me a pen to shoot with and I'm not half bad. Somehow I did manage to take this great selfie. If you haven't bought my book by now you're missing out. aren't you the least bit interested in owning 600 illustrations by an insane person?

Dec 14, 2017


My ability to change drawings into great photographs is pure magic. See for yourself and then buy the book.

Dec 13, 2017

Dec 12, 2017

2017 Bestnine On Instagram

When I did my #2017bestnine on Instagram, I was very disappointed at the images that received the most likes. A few selfies I'd taken throughout the year. I've been under the false impression that people follow me on Instagram because they love my artwork. It turns out, people actually follow me because I'm incredibly handsome. Having a gorgeous face wasn't anything I worked at, I just happened to be born that way. I'd much rather be taken seriously as an artist but being a hunk has gotten in the way of that dream.

Dec 11, 2017

The Gift To Give

My new book is chock full of surprises. Under 23 bucks. You can't find a better gift for the money.

Dec 8, 2017

Steve Madden Documentary

There is a new documentary that was just released in a very limited number of theaters. You can also rent it now on imovies or Amazon Prime. It's the story of unlikely shoe designer and crazy person, Steve Madden. I make a few cameo appearances, so it's worth seeing. As everyone knows, I was the creator of his famous advertising campaign, along with genius, photographer and director @butchbelair.

Dec 7, 2017


My new ceramic plate I'm working on. The underglaze painting is done. Now it goes into the kiln.

Dec 6, 2017

Man In The Camera

Because "All My Photographs Are Made With Pens,"I spend a lot of time just like this. Drawing inside a camera looking out onto the world is what I do. Buy my new book to see the results.

Dec 5, 2017